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Hello Blazers, NFKRZ's here, how are you guys doing today?, welcome to a brand new video. And today's video guys
We're gonna be talking about something very very interesting. Now. All of you guys are probably familiar with such a
App and such a cancer tumor on the face of the internet that is known as
Musical.ly, yeah Musical.ly is just great in it you know, it's a place where people who have absolutely no discernible talents whatsoever
can just open their mouths to music and record that and Upload it to the Internet and somehow get millions of followers
Musical.ly's popularity has created absolutely terrible Vloggers on YouTube Musical.ly's
popularity birthed a bunch of people who think they can sing, but they, they just, they just can't
[Funny new meme]
And of course, reacting to Musical.lys and making videos along the lines of 'THESE KIDS MUST BE STOPPED!' gave popularity to absolutely
Incredible amazing Youtubers like Ricegum. Yes, Thank you Musical.ly, Thank you a lot
[Only 2016 kids will remember this!]
Yeah guys, making a Musical.ly when your Grandpa is literally dying in the background
[Comedic pause]
That's great, isn't it?
I think I will be the unhappiest man alive if my. if the last thing I saw in my deathbed is my fucking
[Gorilla sounds]
Grandkid making a Musical.ly with my face
I'd be. I'd be very disappointed at what my life has led up to. So basically guys long story short as you guys know
I'm Russian and I can tell you about Russian things, today guys, We're gonna be looking at Russian Musical.ly
Yes, there is such a thing
Of course some people in Russia do make Musical.ly videos, but there is a different app, which is very very similar to Musical.ly
But just. just much. much worse. The App I'm going to be talking about is called 'Kwai', as far as I know
It's a Chinese App actually, which was created in China
It probably has a Chinese community as well, but it's heavily advertised in Russia
And well it gains some popularity in Russia and you know guys, honestly
It's surprising but there's actually way more 12 year olds on Kwai than
There are 12 year olds on Musical.ly, and you thought Musical.ly had a lot of 12 year olds?
Well guys you've seen nothing.
The reason why I know about Kwai because this cancerous trash App is constantly advertised on YouTube, and Kwai
Advertisements come up all the fucking time. I wanna die
[This is what Soviet soldiers in Stalingrad died for]
This fucking guy right here has been haunting my life for the past fucking three months
CAN YOU FUCK OFF?!. Like here's the thing with this fucking Kwai and Russian Musical.ly videos, is that
Because the majority of Russians can't speak English for shit. They don't even lip sync to the videos properly
[This person exists]
So a lot of them use Russian songs instead, and this is for example an advertisement that comes up all the time as well
[For reasons currently unknown, the Russian government allows this to be viewed by the general Russian population]
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking tired of seeing her face guys
You didn't even know. you don't even know. those videos are just something that I say is pretty similar to what you would see on
You know?, American Musical.ly or whatever, right? So let's watch something really really bad and get into Kwai.
[Reverse effort]
[Audio]
They're just literally like Thirty-Five just laying on his ass looking like this
[Visual]
And that's. and that's. and that's a video apparently that's entertaining content. By the way, is that his fucking child crying in the background
[Saudi Arabia]
[Monologue]
I'm not sure if that's a part of the song or if it's his child crying in the background
But I'm gonna assume the latter
[Haha, very cute Minion meme, like and share on Facebook xd]
Oh my fucking god!
The thing with Kwai is that a lot of videos on there are not actually Musical.ly videos where you have to use music
Sometimes it's just some random-ass sounds of like videos or something like that
And so people just lip-sync their mouths to fucking random quotes from like viral videos or from like movies
or Comedy shows or some shit, and it gets millions of views
[Who taught this man how to use a Mobile Phone?]
I'm scared
I'm scared you guys. I had no idea fucking Russian mob bosses also used Kwai and also recorded epic Musical.lys on there guys?
I want to say I might. I might reconsider making this video
[When you favorite Fortnite Youtuber fondles with your pre-mature testicles]
[Wow, so deep!]
[Pewdiepie live reaction, 2013 colorized]
What. what is this? what the fuck is this? What is. what is any of this? Why do people watch this?
And why do people make these?
I also had this sort of filter advertised for me quite a lot of times, and I. I have to. I have to tell you, you're not gonna look that good by
2078 because by 2078 you're gonna be fucking dead, even I'm gonna be dead, bro
Well, at least I'm not living to 80 with the way I drink Russian shitty beer, I'm not
[Russian F.B.I are doing a fine job of tracking down potential Pedophiles!]
I just want to say that I'm like, using VK for this because I don't wanna install the Kwai App
But this video is called 'Cute Schoolgirls in Tights, the Yoga Pants Show up Their Ass'
Now that's Disturbing, isn't it?
That's. that's. that's. all it does mean that this App, Kwai
Is used by pedophiles and weird fucks to look at twelve-year-old girls asses
Yeah, that's definitely not something Google Play should be worried about, let's just keep this App on the store. It's great
You know, it's getting profit
[Confusion]
[The ultimate Chad]
Apparently, you know?, Russian people don't really. don't really. don't really put any effort into. into their Musical.lys
You just have to do this kind of camera angle and just sing a happy jolly song. you know?, it's great
[Ear-Rape warning]
[Disbelief]
[Reverse integrity]
[Concern]
Yeah guys, you know? it just. it just. this just makes me scared to live in Russia now because. I know if anybody who's Russian is watching this video
but you guys might need to check if your
50 year old obese Russian mom. She might be doing Musical.lys
I'm sorry, like people say Musical.ly is cancer, but at least on Musical.ly
you don't have 50 year old women and you don't have like actual
Six year olds making this shit, not this level of cancer
Or maybe it's just the Russian nation is just. it's just really gone downhill recently. I don't fucking know
[Why am I doing this?]
Once again, you guys your sixty-year-old Russian grandma is do. is doing Musical.lys now, I don't know
I don't know what is the world that we live in right now? What is the society that we live in?
I don't want to live in it
[Post Malone fan-base in a nut-shell]
[Utter shock
I guess this is the leaked video of Ricegum dancing to Post Malone's 'Rockstar', you guys
[Ukrainian National Anthem]
I guess we don't only have Pedos, 12 year olds, and-
Your mom on this. on this Kwai App, but also actual insane
Pedophile maniacs, and this. this. this is just the worst App
That just been ever graced on our. on the face of humanity. This is the worst App
I don't know there. I don't know if there's any lower we can go at this points
[Reverse attraction]
[What is this?!]
That's it
[Soviet Gulag Survivor]
You know guys? this is great, if you're having a seizure, if you're having an actual stroke
Why not turn into a Kwai video and find really fun music on Youtube
and upload it to your Channel and get millions of views
You know with these. all these videos of these underaged kids just acting retarded make me feel like. it just makes me feel like
I'm really really grateful that none of this technology existed when I was like, six years old and I had no electronic devices whatsoever
if I had recorded something like this and then somebody would find it ten years later on the face of the internet and I
Couldn't delete it, I'd hate my life. Well, I mean to be fair. I have 'Nobody Can Touch my Swag' on my Channel, so I
[Agony]
[Dance Dance Revolution 3 leaked footage]
I guess a lot of people really like recording their grandmas on this App, well, at least it's not on their deathbed so it's okay, I guess
[I was born on the wrong generation]
Yeah guys I don't know what to say at this point
I think. I think as you can see guys, that the Russian nation is degrading just like. just like the American nation
So, uh, it's really nothing different
We're all. were all the same. but in Russia
it's even worse because
Kwai is just. is just so much worse than Musical.ly, because I've seen a lot of different Musical.lys Jakob Sartorious
Fucking guy recording his grandpa on a deathbed
He does not compare in the levels of abysmal-ness to this. So yeah guys, the moral of today's video
If you. if you ever have a child
Please block him from using
Musical.ly or Kwai, you'll save them from a lot of regrets and from a lot of embarrassment in the future
Okay, because the world does not need to see this. but yeah guys, I guess it's going to pretty much do it for today's video
I hope you guys did enjoy it, if you guys did please make sure to slap the motherfucking like button and here once again are basically all my
Patrons that are donating over $5 to me per month on patreon. I love all of you guys
Thank you so much for your support and basically well thanks to everybody who supports me. Anyways, it's just the tiers that I've got
It's over $5 for these shoutouts or whatever
But I keep fucking forgetting to put these in new videos because like this is just not something I'm used to like
I've never really had a patreon and I always forget like I've already uploaded the video. I'm like shit
I forgot to put in the credits for two. for the $5 patrons, but I hope you know very very mad at me for that
So I apologize and I will do better in the future. I'm very very sorry. Okay. Thank you. Thank you everybody for the support, though
Thank you. Thank you God
God bless you Papa bless and also slap the mother fucking like button if you see. you know
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It helps me out a lot from demonetization and shit like that
And I hope you guys did enjoy today's video and I will see you guys in the next one
[Brain cells committing suicide]
[Fuck your speech impediment ass, fucking stuttering every two seconds or some shit, please write the subtitles yourself next time you daft cunt, it took me over two hours to write subtitles for an eleven minute video thanks to your stuttering bitch ass, fuck your cheap Vodka drinking ass you bitch ass motherfucker cunt pussy bitch!!!!!1111111]
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